Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke) (Austin)
Hosting a house party. Need ducks for party game. via Evan Sanders
View ArticleWholly holy holey jeans
Jesus Jeans has reportedly warned dozens other apparel start ups in the US against using Jesus in their brand since winning the patent. Others to have been warned include ‘Jesus First’, ‘Sweet Jesus’...
View ArticleThieves trade steaks for drugs
The food, along with other merchandise stolen in exchange for drugs, can also be fenced. Clark said digestion takes care of the rest. “How do you dispute someone who’s holding a T-bone?” he said. “Once...
View ArticleOmega Institute In Your Pants, 2013 edition
It’s that magical time, folks! Once again, as in 2010, my woodland friend Susan has forwarded the In Your Pants edition of the Rhinebeck, NY, Omega Center’s course catalog. Sign up early, if you want a...
View ArticleChiditarod 2013
Chiditarod is sort of like if you had Halloween in March for grown ups who love fast-moving parades and races and all the joy it takes you to not feel cold with the swirls of snow at your feet. It has...
View ArticleHow To Survive A Pussy Wasteland
Once you’ve got your list of limiting beliefs, take a long, hard look at them. Is there anything that stands out as impossible to overcome? Probably not, unless one of them is “I don’t have a dick so I...
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The Internet finally reaches its apex as man marrying My Little Pony character writes angry email to erotic pony artist
View ArticlePerry Como: N’yot N’yow (The Pussycat Song)
With the Fontane Sisters. I might wear underwear if a facsimile of this record embroidered on sheer nylon was sewn to it.
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